don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
If you’re ever sad think of my brother who is 16 and refuses to do his own laundry so when my mom doesn’t do it he resorts to leggings as clean underwear
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11
breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from
breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.
The two smartest men on the planet.
Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
Movie Musicals: Little Shop Of Horrors
A nerdish florist finds his chance for success and romance with the help of a giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed.
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?